Given my observations of the internet I have reached this conclusion. In terms of religion there are four major groups. First, there are the crazy fundamentalist Christians who are absolutely certain they are right because of how well they can quote the King James Version. Second, there are the “spiritual” people who make up their own religion and are somehow qualified to do so. Third, there are the atheists who, whenever a religious discussion comes up, have to remind you that they indeed have read The God Delusion, and have come to the reasoned conclusion that you have no brains. And finally, there are the people whose sacrament is calling you a fag, and whose hymn is Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.