Okay, so I’ve had a rough week, but the power of music cured me up. The point is… Bass sucks, they serve little purpose to their point, unless we are talking real bassist:
You see, for those of you not in the ‘band world’, a bassist is either someone who really wants to play bass, feels pressured to play bass, or is a guitarist from somewhere else that has been hooked up with a bass. But in the case of more… ‘virtuistic’ music, you can’t have anything but the first!
As for presidents! Now the only thing about Obama, is that he can promise changed, but have the following in mind:
A politician dies in a horrible car crash, and there is no way to turn him back. Due to the fact that honest politicians don’t exist, he goes up to Saint Peter and is told, “Okay, so you lied all your life, but you did do some good things, even though you lied and cheated, tell you what we’ll give you a chance to choose.” With that said, Mr. Politician is sent straight to hell! In hell there is a gigantic banquet, loud music, all his politician friends are there too, and they are having a nonstop party in hell, sex, drugs, food, anything and everything without limits! So after a long time at the party, Mr. Politician is told he must go up, so he goes to check out heaven. He’s there floating in a peaceful white cloud, dressed in white, doesn’t see anybody special, everything is calm, peaceful, yet as he hops from cloud to cloud, it’s boring, monotonous. So he goes back to St. Peter. St. Peter asked him, “So… which will you choose?” The politician stops and thinks and says out loud, “It was peaceful in heaven… but I had a blast in heaven, party nonstop, sex, friends… I think I pick hell instead.” St. Peter nods and opens a hole in the clouds sending him to Hell. Onc ein hell he’s dumped into a trash can, a total dump. His friends are skinny nearly starving looking for food in the trash nearly naked. He finds the Devil and asks, “Hey what happened to the big party, the lights, the drugs, the sex???!” The Devil smiled and said, “Nothing, it’s just that back then we were in a campaign, now we are back to normal!”