I’m loath to spread this any further, but whatever.
A Glastonbury teenager is claiming to have the longest name in the world – Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.
Captain Fantastic – formerly George Garratt – changed his name by deed poll “for a bit of a laugh” through a service he found online.
So if I find the website I could probably come up with a longer and dumber name. I could call myself Keljeck Has A Longer Name Than Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. And boom, longer name. It’s not very difficult, I just have to change a few legal forms, is it really something to be proud of? Is this even newsworthy? I mean, come on. It’s not like America has elected a new president or something. It’s not like the world is in the middle of an economic crisis, or there’s a War in Iraq, Genocide in Darfur, and an occupation of Tibet. Oh no, some smartass legally changed his name, so he can be famous for fifteen minutes. Congradulations, I heard of you today. And tomorrow, I’ll probably forget. And if not then, definitely in a month. Yep, but one day, I may go through my archives and read this again, and… I’ll remember you.
I bet you feel good.
By the way, not only is Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams a much cooler name, and it’s much more impressive.
In the way, is Wolverine or the Hulk really that fast?