Don’t think I’m on to you! This could possibly be the most evil branch of medicine… right after Biostatistics (WHY ANYBODY WOULD INVENT THAT IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION!). Orthodontists are the dentists in charge of the mouth (although they have to do with nearly the entire head structure).
Anyway, I warn all of you, these Doctors are nothing but evil! After being diagnosed with evidently screwed-up teeth, I was told to pay quite the amount of money for a special “treatment” that lasts two years! Nonsense! They didn’t go to a magic school to fix problems within two years, I thought that the voodoo, called “BIOLOGY” was something that fixed problems immediately (just teasing)! They insert you into the treatment with bands that soak up water and separate your teeth first. The pain! The evil! Your saliva is over 90% water, how would they NOT grow!? They stop you from eating, and limit your tongue to less movement as anything will cause pain! The worst part? They will make me quit being a 100% natural human to be a cyborg… a metal mouth! But once the two years are over I’ll be even less human… as I will be one step closer to perfection!
I’m on to you! Be careful all!