Beaver Wastes Vodka

From Russia:

CHELYABINSK, April 25 (RIA Novosti) – A huge beaver crashed into a food store near the south Urals city of Chelyabinsk on Friday smashing a shop window and several bottles of vodka, local officials said.

 

“The saleswoman saw a large animal near a store room and called the local emergencies service,” a spokesman for the Ozersk administration said. “The animal was apparently frightened by nearby forest fires, and decided to get assistance from people,” the spokesman added.

If he smashed all of the Vodka, what will they drink?  Have you ever seen a commie drink water?  
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2 Responses to Beaver Wastes Vodka

  1. forseti87 says:

    Keljeck, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Keljeck, children’s ice cream.

  2. Dragonmati says:

    that beaver wanted two things!

    1.) Stop the forest fires
    2.) Stop alcoholism!

    that or it was a drunk midget mascot form the local high school that just wanted more booze

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