From The Telegraph:
The new Australian prime minister yesterday pledged to remove the British monarch as his country’s head of state, only hours before meeting the Queen for the first time.
From experience, don’t do it unless you really want to. And the French are always there to lend a helping hand. The British only know how to fight wars while wearing bright red uniforms and marching in single file. If you fight using guerilla tactics it should be easy to pick them off since you know the land.
And welcome to the club Australia, it’s been a long time.